Hey y'all! Welcome back to anotherrrrr blog post with Housemom418 today. LOL As y'all know, (If you read last week's post) we got a puppy named Missy Mae. She has been a handful for sure! Who knew that my life revolves around a puppy? Even I didn't know that! LOL Right now she is 10 weeks and 3 days old! So, she is a very young pup.
However, life isn't just unicorns and rainbows as some people might expect from a puppy. It's way more than that! But, sometimes you might wonder what their language is, and what they think.
Today, I am going to be doing something that I think will be super fun! I am going to be making a skit about what Missy Mae thinks about every day, or what we might think that she thinks about! Let's get into it!
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Alarm: 7:00 AM
"Ring! Ring! Ding! Ding!"
Owner: (Gets up)
Missy Mae: "Oh! It's time to bite everybody face's off, yay!"
Owner: (Let's out of cage)
Missy Mae: "I'M FREE!"
Owner: "Come on, Missy! Let's go outside!"
Missy Mae: (Runs) "TIME TO GO GET SHOES!"
Missy Mae: (Grabs a shoe and takes off with it)
Owner: "Missy, no! Bad girl!"
Missy Mae: "Ugh, again? I don't understand my parents, AT ALL! I just want to chew this all up! Ugh..." Ruff...
Owner: "Come on, let's go outside!"
(Opens door)
Missy Mae: (Runs outside and bites leash)
Owner: "Missy, bad girl! Let's not bite that leash! That's not a toy, Missy!"
Missy Mae: "UGH! THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND ME!!!" Grrrrrr...
Owner: "Missy..."
Missy Mae: (Runs around in the grass)
Owner: "Let's go inside."
(Opens door)
Missy Mae: "You ruined my play time." (whines)
Owner: (Gives food)
Missy Mae: (Eats some of the food and then gets distracted by seeing toes)
"Ooooh, toes..." (Runs and bites)
Owner: "Missy, no! That really hurts! Grab your toy!" (Throws toy)
Missy Mae: (Plays with toy for 2 seconds and then goes back to biting) "Mwahaha..." Ruff!
Owner: "Into your play pen!" (Carries and puts in play pen)
Missy Mae: "AGAIN?! I DID NOTHING, I SWEAR."
Missy Mae: (Squeaks toy and whines)
Owner: "Oh Missy..."
Missy Mae: "Why do they talk about me like that? I'm so cute, look at me!" (Jumps)
Owner: "Let's not jump, okay Missy?"
Missy Mae: "Why?! I love jumping."
Owner: "Missy..." (Goes to room)
Missy Mae: "Ugh, now nobody's playing with me or paying attention to me..."
Owner: (Comes back out and gives more food)
Missy Mae: "Oooh, more food." (Eats and begins to behave)
Owner: (Picks up)
Missy Mae: "TOYS! TOYS! TIME TO BITE HANDS!"
(bites)
Owner: "Nooo, Missy..."
Missy Mae: "I really wish that they allowed me to play with my toys..." (also known as hands)
Owner: "Time to go to bed, Missy."
Missy Mae: "Never fails..."
Owner: (Puts to bed)
Missy Mae: (Falls to sleep)
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Well, I guess that's it for today! I hope y'all enjoyed that. She's very stubborn to say the least, LOL! Here's today's bible verse!
Jonah 1:14 (KJV)
Wherefore they cried unto the Lord, and said, We beseech thee, O Lord, we beseech thee, let us not perish for this man's life, and lay not upon us innocent blood: for thou, O Lord, hast done as it pleased thee.