If You Could Drive in Animal Jam

Me: -Walks onto stage-
You guys: Oh House... what are you doing today?
Me: I AM GOING TO BE TELLING YOU TODAY'S NATIONAL HOLIDAYS IN AMERICA!
You guys: Uh oh...
Me: (clears throat) NUMBER ONE. NATIONAL SIMPLICITY DAY. BE SIMPLE. DON'T BE DIFFICULT FOLKS.
You guys: Ummmm, we are simple, but YOU aren't simple.
Me: NUMBER TWO. NATIONAL DIFFERENT COLORED EYES DAY. DON'T JUDGE PEOPLE BY THEIR EYE COLOR.
You guys: House... half of the time you can't even tell people's eye colors unless if you are up close to them, or their eyes are really vibrant.
Me: *Ignores* NUMBER THREE. NATIONAL PECAN PIE DAY. MAKE YOUR SELF SOME PECAN PIEZ FOLKSSSSSSSS!
You guys: Are you even able to make pecan pie yourself???
Me: *once again ignores* COLLECTOR CAR APPRECIATION DAY!!!!!! GO OUT AND BUY A CRAZY COOL CAR THAT IS $50 MILLION DOLLARS, AND DRIVE ON THE ROAD AND SEE IF PEOPLE APPRECIATE YOU!!!!!!!!!
You guys: Ummm- I think House has gone a little crazy?
Me: NOW FOR THE LAST 2 BEST NATIONAL HOLIDAYS... PAPER BAG DAY AND EAT YOUR JELLO DAY! (stuffs jello in paper bags and throws it to everybody) ENJOY!
You guys: Yep. She's crazy. *walks away*
Me: 😢

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HELLO GUYS! Welcome back to another blog post. (:

I'm so sorry I did not post on Friday, I was just really upset and I felt like I wouldn't be able to do a blog post without crying the whole time.

And plus, I want to give you guys good quality blog posts!

AND MY BLOG POSTS SHOULD ALWAYS BE HAPPY. 

😃😃😃

Anyway, today I am going to be doing a little skit that I hope y'all will enjoy. I love doing skits like this, but I never want to get too carried away with pictures!

So, I hope this is the perfect amount for you guys!

But before we begin with this blog posts, I would like to show you the characters so everybody understands who they are!

1. Mr. Potato Dude

Mr. Potato Dude is very concerned about everything. He just got his driving license 3 days ago. He feels like driving is very confusing, and very hard for older men to understand. He also has not gotten his eyes checked in 20 years, so the glasses basically do nothing, which means that he has very poor vision, and can't even see a huge telephone pole in front of him. He just now turned 70 years old on July 8th, 2019. That's basically all the information on Mr. Potato Dude.

2. Young Chip

Young Chip is the new guy in town. He thinks that he is all that in a bag of 🥔 chips. He started driving a couple years ago, but hasn't had much practice because all he does is race cars rather than driving. He also gets distracted a lot when driving because he blares his music so everybody can hear what he is listening to. Over all, he is just a very annoying young man to be around. He turned 24 on August 2nd, 2018.

3. Ember, the annoying kid

When you look at Ember, she just looks like a normal young girl having a good life. However, when you go up to meet her, she is SUPER annoying. She laughs at EVERYTHING you say, even if it's not funny! If someone gets hurt, she laughs so hard, that you just want her to go away at times! Ember however is extremely famous due to sharing her life on the internet. On the other hand, she's famous in an annoying way! She does not know how to drive, but drives anyway because she wants to act cool. She turned 12 on May 18th, 2019.

4. The Sheriff

The Sheriff is in well- the police force. He helps when car accidents happen, and stuff like that. He is a very kind man, but can be quite prideful at times. He just turned 35 one day ago.

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Now that you met the characters, we should get into the skit!
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One early morning on a school day, Ember did not feel like getting up, so she laid in bed all morning playing on her phone. But then, her mom came in and screamed that the bus just left, and that she missed the bus!
Ember rushed to her mom's car laughing, ready to drive herself to school. Her mom did not like how she drove while she didn't even have a license yet.
Ember hit the gas so hard and also laughed so hard, that she barely could even control her moms vehicle!

Everybody in the neighborhood was concerned that she would hit their house!

But they were wrong.

Ember started getting very close to a car, and she thought it was funny!

Mr. Potato Dude was very concerned that she would hit the back of his car.

But he couldn't exactly see very well, so he just ignored the fact that she was about to hit the back of his car.

Then a loud noise happened!

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH!

What was that? Mr. Potato Dude wondered. He looked at the back of his car, and it was smashed!

Ember hit his car on the way to school! What was her mom going to think?

However, Ember didn't really care, and she kept laughing. Then, Young chip came up to them acting like he was a police officer or something!

Now he is asking for money, while he wouldn't even be able to help them out anyway, unless if he'd just call the AJ Police! But luckily, Ember and Mr. Potato dude both said no to his 'solution.' Then, the police started to come, because one of the people who lived in the neighborhood called the police!

The sheriff got out of the car, and helped Ember and Mr. Potato dude to get out of the wrecked cars, then sent Ember off to jail because she didn't even have a permit yet, let alone a license!

Off to jail Ember went. Then, the rest was history!

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Well, that's it for today's skit! I hope you guys enjoyed it, it was quite fun to make.

And this is the reason why we don't drive in Animal Jam!

To be honest, I think it would be really cool though to be able to drive.

But things like this would happen, which would be quite scary/cool!

Anyway, here is today's bible verse!

James 1:12 (KJV)

Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life, which the Lord hath promised to them that love him.