Humbug Part 1 Blogger Edition!

Woah, only 5 days till Christmas, 4 days till Christmas Eve! (Which is when we do most of our Christmas presents XD)  Anyways,  how all are you doing? Being stressed out about getting gifts? (Speaking of that, still. need. to. make. Christmas. MPS!!!) Did you finish your Christmas shopping? What are some of your family Christmas tradtions?
You guys: SARAH THIS ISN'T A SURVEY
Me: But I almost did a none crazy intro
You guys: You payed us each an HD to post on your post
Me: Right.
You guys: ...
Me: Well, not everybody, just uhm a few of you?
One person out of You Guys: I DIDN'T GET ONE
Me: I don't have any more
One person out of You Guys: *cries*
Me: FINE FINE TAKE MYCREDIT CARD
You guys: You don't have one..
Me: Uhm Walmart Giftcard?
You guys: No..
Me: Spike?
You guys: Sure. WAIT THESE HEADDRESSES ARE FAKE
Me: Uhhhh gotta post!

Nothing like a Swirlshine intro

Humbug by Owl City!

Original lyrics:

That moment the first few flakes start falling
Is the moment before I burst into tears
'Cause snow in the air means Christmas shopping
And the thought of it all just stresses me out
Wo-oh-oe is me
Wo-oh-oe is me

Would she kinda like this canary yellow?
Or does she already own way too many scarves?
I could get her a backpack and something to carry
This is way too much pressure, it's breaking my heart
Wo-oh-oe is me
Wo-oh-oe is me

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I haven't found it yet
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
So I'll give you my heart
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
And I'm ready to say, "Bah humbug"!
(Bah bah bah bah [x4])
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah humbug
(Bah bah bah bah [x4])
Bah-bah-bah-bah-bah

I could get her a gift card to Olive Garden
But what if Red Lobster is way more her thing?
I don't even know
Well how 'bout a bike, or like a ukelele?
Or how 'bout I jump out the window? (window [x4])
Yeah, how 'bout I jump out the window? (window [x4])
Singing 'Joy to the World' face down in the snow!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I haven't found it yet
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
And I'm ready to say

I'll wrap myself in paper and sit under the tree
'Cause the best gift I can give you is this heart inside of me!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I ain't found it yet!
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you (here's my heart)
So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
And I'm 'bout ready to say, "Bah humbug!"

(Bah bah bah bah [x4])
Sorry for the hand towels!
Bah humbug!
(Bah bah bah bah [x4])
Sorry for the Yankee candles!
Bah humbug!
(Bah bah bah bah [x2])
Sorry for all this useless junk!
The best gift I have to give
Is my love

Now, I tried to include as many bloggers as possible, ones that would fit in with the melody, so I'm incredibly sorry if it doesn't include you DX
Blog Humbug: 
That moment the first few flakes start falling
Is the moment before I burst into tears
'Cause snow in the air means Christmas shopping
And the thought of it all just stresses me out
Wo-oh-oe is me
Wo-oh-oe is me

Would Tall kinda like this canary bird?
Or does Cat already own way too many cats?
I could get Koolest  a book and something to draw in
This is way too much pressure, it's breaking my heart
Wo-oh-oe is me
Wo-oh-oe is me

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I haven't found it yet
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get them
So I'll give them my blog
I wander around the jamaa again and again
But all I do is shrug
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get them
And I'm ready to say, "Blog humbug"!
(Blog blog blog blog  [x4])
Blog- blog- blog- blog- blog humbug
(Blog  blog   blog [x4])
Blog- blog- blog- blog- blog

I could get Snow a gift card for Chicken Smoothie
But what if reading is way more Lost's thing?    
I don't even know
Well Vi likes seals, and Gracie likes music 
Or how 'bout I jump through blogger portal (portal[x4])
Yeah, how 'bout I jump through blogger portal? (portal [x4])
Singing 'Joy to the World' face down in a room!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I haven't found it yet
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
So I'll give Swirl my albums* I hope it'll do
            *owl city albums
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get them
And I'm ready to say

I'll wrap my blog in paper and sit it under the tree
'Cause the best gift I can give you is this blog inside a web!

I'm ready to wrap that perfect Christmas gift
But I ain't found it yet!
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you (here's my heart)
So I'll give you my heart, I hope it'll do
I wander around the store again and again
But all I do is shrug
'Cause I don't have a clue what to get you
And I'm 'bout ready to say, "Bah humbug!"

(Bah bah bah bah [x4])
Sorry for the pencils Naffy
Bah humbug!
(Bah bah bah bah [x4])
Sorry Arctic for the hat!
Bah humbug!
(Bah bah bah bah [x2])
Sorry Ja for this terrible drawing!
The best gift I have to give
Is my blog   
shhh ik i dont have a blog but uhm its the only thing that fit 

I hope you enjoyed! I'm sooooooooo sorry if I didn't include you, I included as many bloggers as I could DX If I did not include you, tell me in the comments and I will try my hardest to fit you in, I don't know if I will be able to though, but you never know :)   If I didn't include you, tell me and next Wednesday (Or Thursday on the Animal Jam Community) I will make another 'parody' and include all who didn't get included! :D 
Bye guys!